Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Damn victory sex feels great
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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