I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
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i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
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Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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