I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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