You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
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i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
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She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
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