White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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