also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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