We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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