I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
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Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
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You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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