sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Randomize
