The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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