Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
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I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
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Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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