that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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