Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
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Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
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she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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