He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
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we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
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I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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