The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
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Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
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According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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