please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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