Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
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she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize