Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
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we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
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It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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