oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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