...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Randomize