high people should be assigned attendants
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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