If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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