Moan for me like Helen Keller
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
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She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
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In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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