Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
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