Don't you send me to vm
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
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we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
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He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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