You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
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When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
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Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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