I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
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He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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