you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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