what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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