Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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