so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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