i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
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I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
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A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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