wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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