so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
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Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
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"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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