you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
