Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
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The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
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I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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