Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
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What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
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Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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