My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I am naked and annoyed.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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