if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
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There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
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Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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