wanna go halves on a baby?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
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He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
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There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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