jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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