we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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