If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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