I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
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Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
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Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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