some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
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they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
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I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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