I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
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