It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
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Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
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Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
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