I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
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I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
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Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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