This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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