Its about making memories worth repressing
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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