So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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