There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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