You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
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he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
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On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Is Oprah even human
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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