don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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