I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
we're so committed to being not committed
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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