did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
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Just invented taco cereal.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
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That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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