Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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