Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
i will never coherently bang her
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
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It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
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Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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