: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I want to stick my p in your. b.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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