We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
youre lurking in front of me
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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